I’m not very smart. The other day I noticed that two of my videos generated quite some traffic. I didn’t pay too much attention to it. If anything, I was happy that some people still liked #AuPairs and #Japan, or what I had to say about both bands.

Then I got suspicious. Don’t know why, just call it a hunch. It quickly became evident why both videos were more popular. Au Pairs is already a tricky band name (ever tried to download some of their records?), but the video was about their second album, ‘playing with a different sex’. Need I say more? And the Japan video was about their debut album, Adolescent Sex’…welll

I feel used, filthy, so here’s my revenge, a 10 minute search (it’s all so easy)…

#Fuck the pain away (#Peaches)

#Suck my kiss (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Like a #virgin (Madonna)

#Anal #Cunt

#Butthole Surfers

#Fuck Buttons

#Fuck me #pumps (Amy Winehouse)

I wanna #fuck you (Snoop Dogg)

#Fucked my way up to the top (Lana de Rey)

#Sex Pistols

#Orgasm addict (Buzzcocks)

#Orgasm (#Porno for Pyros)

First #Orgasm

#Deepthroat (CupcakKe)

#Hard on for love (Nick Cave)

#Big #Dick (NomeansNo)

#Big #Dick (The Selecter)

The #Slits

#Cunt of a #Bitch (Hank Williams)

#Cunt make it up (Sleaford Mods)

Nashville #Pussy

Smack my #bitch up (Prodigy)

#Peaches (The Stranglers)

‘Tis a pity she was a #whore (David Bowie)

#Teenage #Whore (#Hole)

Crew #Slut (Frank Zappa)